So you happen to be the proud owner of an iPad, a marvelous tablet computer that happens to be one of the final great ideas of Steve Jobs. It’s most likely cost you quite a few pretty pennies, and if you can afford one of these, then you can afford some superflous accessories as well, no doubt.

So how about a massive, over-engineered stand of rugged manliness then?

It’s called, The Rokstand, and it was created from raw pieces of 6061 T-6 Billet Adamantium Aluminium, and was obviously made in the US of A. It also features, high-speed bearings, non-slip contact surface rings and bulit-in cams to allow for varying angles of adjustment, and is guaranteed to be indestructible.

It’s ridiculously unnecessary, and yet, I still crave one like a heroin junkie craves needles. If you want one, it’ll cost you $169.